It’s nearly the most wonderful time of the year! The leaves will be changing, evenings will darken, scarfs will loop necks against the chill and millions of children across the world will, in direct breech of everything they’ve ever been taught, ask strangers for candy. I absolutely love Halloween: from getting lost in the maize maze to carving pumpkins.
With the ghoulish night on my mind and fast approaching, here are 16 of the most fantastic, perfectly plus sized Halloween costumes for 2015:
1. Always Coca-Cola
This has got to be one of the easiest, cutest Halloween costumes! Anyone can be a pin-up girl!
2. An ogre never looked so good
She’s badass. She’s green. She’s got curves.
3. Fly the curvy skies
Everything about this costume screams sexy. And the gold stripe accents encourage the eye to travel down the length of the body, accentuating voluptuous curves.
4. She’s gone Greek
A simply stunning costume, that could easily double as a summer sun dress. Just add gladiator sandals.
5. Under the sea
Mermaids are always depicted as being curvaceous. This costume idea is a no-brainer for any hourglass figure: flaunt that tiny waist!
6. Double double, toil and trouble
Probably the easiest look to pull off each Halloween, but a classic for a reason! Plus, I’m pretty sure that dress could double as an LBD.
7. Walk like an Egyptian
Classic Cleopatra. Beautiful. Powerful. Doomed. Scratch that last bit, just look stunning in this sexy number.
8. Dr Who?
Me to my husband: What’s that blue telephone box thing Dr Who always makes a fuss about?
Husband to me: It’s basically his spaceship. It’s called a
tardis TARDIS. T-a-r-d-i-s. All in capitals.
Me to my husband: All in capitals?!
Husband to me: It’s an acronym.
Me to myself: *danger! danger!* I don’t think we’re in Stars Hollow anymore.
9. Swashbucklin’ Seductress
Ya know, I don’t even know how many female pirates would have been considered sexy seductresses. But, sea legs and scurvy had to be a turn on for someone, right?
10. Save a horse, ride a …
Personally, I think this is more cowgirl meets vigilante. But, it will certainly get a reaction!
11. Kill Bill Vol. 4
Sexy ninja outfit has got to be one of the most original I’ve seen! And with that mask, you won’t have to spend all night reapplying your lipgloss. Win-win.
12. Pint of mead?Ale?
For centuries, men have been infatuated with the busty women who provide their beer. The way I see it, you’re just keeping tradition alive with this classic costume. Let’s face facts, if you’ve got a decent pair, you’re destined to be a busy barmaid at some point in your life. It’s a big boobed rite of passage.
13. Eskimo Kisses
Sweet and functional and a really good choice if you live somewhere cold! Might want to brush up on some of those 50 different words Eskimos have for snow.
14. Luck be a lady tonight
Lady Luck or pimpette? The costume for both is pretty much the same, how you brand it is probably determined by your level of classiness.
15. I don’t Care Bear
Grumpy Care Bear is a genius idea for a Halloween costume! Practice your grumpiest pout and have a laundry list of insults (nice ones, that a Care Bear might say) in your back pocket to get into character.
16. Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
Velma’s grown up sexy! She’s always been the rotund, clever one in the back. Sexy up this costume with a higher heel, a less boxy sweater and shorter skirt and flaunt your Scooby Snacks. (Yes, it had to be said.)
Find the links to purchase these costumes and more on my A Perfectly Plus Sized Halloween Pinterest board.